Insaflah

Takde alasan untuk tak semayang.
Di mana-mana pun boleh semayang.
Dah cedera parah pun boleh semayang.
Kat atas jalanraya pun boleh semayang.
Takde sejadah pun boleh semayang.
Takde kain pelikat ngan songkok pon boleh semayang.
Janji ada niat nak semayang.

Peringatan untuk diri gua dan juga mereka yang lalai.

Pak Itam Kencing

Pernah dapat emel macam kat atas? Tetiba lak menang SATU JUTA PAUNNNN..

Semua orang tau ini kerja pak itam afrika. Tapi yang gua heran, sebangang-bangang pak itam ni,ada lagi yang lebih bangang. Dah tau pak itam ni kencing, ada gak orang malaysia yang kena kencing ngan emel ni.

Tak paham la gua..

Siapa Indra?

Siapa Indra Putra?
Siapa Farhan?
Siapa Azizi?

Gua tak heran laa..
Dia orang takde lagi bagus.
Lagi power The Red Warriors.
Main dah iras-iras skuad pelapis Barcelona.

Tak Boring Lagi Ke?

Korang tak boring lagi ke dengan menatang alah ni? Gua dah mula boring secara berperingkat-peringkat.

Kerja Kat Cina

The Star - 19 Jan 2011

China bosses ply staff with expensive CNY gifts

HOUSES, Mercedes Benz cars, diamonds, gold, iPhone and iPad are among the expensive Chinese New Year gifts that employers in China give to their staff, reported Sin Chew Daily.

The paper said many workers in China would be having a prosperous year as their employers are being very generous in their gifts.

It is learnt that renowned Chinese director Zhang Yi Mou would be buying for each of his permanent staff a new house while the producer of Chinese movie Let the Bullets Fly would present each of his staff a Smart Car.

The daily reported that a company in Ningbo had rewarded its top staff with 40 Mercedes Benzs and BMWs.

Many banks, brokerage and real estate companies are giving away more than one million yuan (around RM470,000) to each of their staff, the paper reported. Others, like free overseas holiday packages and boxes of sanitary pads are also in the gift list.

In Zhejiang province, the daily reported that close to 80% of the companies were distributing cash in the equivalent of RM5,000 to RM15,000 to each of their staff.

P/S: Gua nak prepare resume ni, nak apply kerja kat Cina.

Cukai Di KFC

Tengah beratur kat KFC nak beli ayam goreng, tetiba terpandang notis yang berbunyi..

HARAP MAKLUM, CUKAI PERKHIDMATAN KERAJAAN TELAH DINAIKKAN DARI 5% KEPADA 6%. SEGALA KESULITAN AMAT DIKESALI. TERIMA KASIH.

Aiseiman. Tak lalu la pulak nak makan ayam goreng.

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